I've already bought the Paqui "One Chip Challenge" crisp: one potato chip so spicy it incapacitates you for hours. (People post themselves trying it on social media, tagged #OneChipChallenge.) So inevitably I'm just going to do it. For no particular reason. I don't like spicy food. I have a low tolerance for that stuff. I just tend to do stuff.
If it would give you any pleasure to feel some responsibility for me doing something painful and pointless, then by all means give a little bit of money to make the world a better place.